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Old 03-24-2006, 06:08 PM   #1
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BLONDE JOKE!!!!

A blonde called her old boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or
how to start it.

Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it' s
finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her old boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.

She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box,
then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling
a tiger.

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of hot chocolate
and then..........., he sighed.......



"Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."


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Old 04-11-2006, 07:47 AM   #2
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ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:27 PM   #3
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di ko poh nagetz.. anu yun??
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Old 06-23-2006, 02:51 PM   #4
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d q din ngetz
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Old 06-23-2006, 03:18 PM   #5
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hahaha..i get it..hindi puzzle tlga un..un ay flakes...hahaha...ung box n lalagyan siguro mukha ng tiger...tapos ung flakes mukhang pieces ng puzzle..nice one!!
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Old 07-19-2006, 10:58 PM   #6
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hahaha... adik ung blonde... hehehe
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Old 07-29-2006, 11:13 AM   #7
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I really dont appreciate that. I'm a blonde and I get straight a's.
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Old 07-29-2006, 12:54 PM   #8
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uh-oh.....haLa kayo
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