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10-23-2005, 11:18 AM
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This one was good...
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!" The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says: "1-2-3" and suddenly he gets an erection. His wife turns over and says: "What did you say '1-2-3' for?" |
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10-23-2005, 11:51 AM
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 LOL... you have better jokes than I do.
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10-23-2005, 08:21 PM
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i cant take any credit. these were googled. lmao. :saythat:
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06-03-2006, 01:28 AM
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hahaha..... wat was that!!! LOLZ!!!
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06-21-2006, 10:12 AM
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hahaha !! that sucks. too bad.
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06-21-2006, 10:16 AM
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hehehe yah that was funny. . .
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06-21-2006, 10:46 AM
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06-23-2006, 02:19 PM
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jejeje... nice... that's funny...
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08-04-2006, 08:13 PM
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lolz.. hehehe..
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08-05-2006, 05:32 AM
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I finally get it on my 2nd time of reading LOLZ, so funny
It was rhymed to magic spell "1234" and the wife's question "What did you say '1-2-3' for?" |
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