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10-23-2005, 11:13 AM
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Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.
One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate." "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?" "She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs and a tight ass. What's your wife look like?" "Never mind, let's look for yours!" |
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10-23-2005, 11:48 AM
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 haha
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11-05-2005, 12:26 AM
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LMAO!!!!
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11-05-2005, 07:15 PM
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LMAO!!! Dats a funny joke....lol i got sum but they have sum perverted stuff....LoL!!
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11-05-2005, 10:58 PM
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Who cares...POST THEM! lol
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11-06-2005, 12:40 AM
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My cuz made it up so might not be as funny as urs...
There was once a man who needed 2 go buy some gas, a bucket, and his wife wanted a Cocker Spaniel (i think dats how its spelled).
So he went 2 the gas station with a gas tank 2 fill...he went in and asked the guy if he can have some ass, the guy corrected him and he said yea, yea w/e. Then he went 2 a tools store (homedepot) and he went up 2 the clerk and asked if he can have a ****it, she corrected him and he again said yea, yea w/e give me that, so he got it. At last he stopped by a pet store 2 buy the dog 4 his wife, he went up 2 the clerk again and asked if he can have a cock'ndspankit, like every1 else she corrected him and he said yea, yea w/e give me that, so she gave it 2 him. Then finnaly when he was walking home the dog got loose and started 2 run away,and at that moment he spotted the first guy he say and he went 2 him and said, "Mr, mr can you plz hold my ass 'nd **** it while i go get my cock 'nd spank it?" Hopefully it made u atleast smile cause i kno that it wasnt that funny but w/e....it was made by my cuz so its not that good.... 
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11-06-2005, 01:51 AM
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so why doesn't he know how to say the right words?
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11-06-2005, 01:52 AM
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Wow you lost me there cause i never thought of that and ummm......i dunno *confusion* LoL
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11-06-2005, 11:34 AM
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hahahaha I KNOW THE ANSWER! Maybe, he's a Cuban refugee that still hasn't learned proper english. I mean, we are from Miami so we hear shit like that everday. lol |
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11-06-2005, 01:09 PM
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LoL...That could be tru....LoL im a cuban 2
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