31 things every woman needs to know about men......

paisley_kisses · 01-17-2006, 12:09 PM

*1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
*2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a
LOSER.
*3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes
too.
*4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
*5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes
around.
*6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's
we're going out with you.
*7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares
us.
*8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,
please dont go into detail.
*9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us
think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
*10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
*11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's
just wrong............
*12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your
friends will tell us, if you don't.
*13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
*14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet
Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
*15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the
time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
*16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
*17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
*18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help
us make the plans sometimes.
*19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
* 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
*21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
*22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
*23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
*24. PMS is not an excuse.
*25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
*26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That
doesn't turn us on.
*27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
*29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart,
stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
*30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
*31. Don't ask us what our favorite part of you is, we don't know what to say with out it being offensive.

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mariah · 01-20-2006, 07:25 AM

HI I'M NEW SO I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW U MORE,I'M 15 YEARS OLD AND I'M FROM LEBANON.
WHAT IS UR NAME?
BYE

Originally Posted by paisley_kisses

*1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
*2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a
LOSER.
*3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes
too.
*4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
*5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes
around.
*6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's
we're going out with you.
*7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares
us.
*8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,
please dont go into detail.
*9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us
think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
*10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
*11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's
just wrong............
*12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your
friends will tell us, if you don't.
*13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
*14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet
Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
*15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the
time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
*16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
*17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
*18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help
us make the plans sometimes.
*19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
* 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
*21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
*22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
*23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
*24. PMS is not an excuse.
*25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
*26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That
doesn't turn us on.
*27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
*29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart,
stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
*30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
*31. Don't ask us what our favorite part of you is, we don't know what to say with out it being offensive.

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Margarita · 02-17-2006, 12:48 PM

thi$ i$ tite.....

lovemeh2006 · 02-20-2006, 08:19 AM

Heyy....yea....Im new too!

**kirksydney** · 02-20-2006, 09:27 PM

welcome newbies!

lil_babs · 02-25-2006, 01:09 PM

ma name is

lil_babs · 02-25-2006, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by lil_babs

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30things a woman needs 2 noe about a man;

One old boyfriend you can imagine going back to and one who reminds you of how far you have come.
Enough money within your control to move out and rent a place of your own, even if you never want or need to.
Something perfect to wear if the employer or man of your dreams wants to see you in an hour.
A purse, a suitcase, and an umbrella you're not ashamed to be seen carrying.
A youth you're content to move beyond.
A past juicy enough that you're looking forward to retelling it in your old age.
The realization that you are actually going to have an old age and some money set aside to fund it.
A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra.
One friend who always makes you laugh and one who lets you cry.
A good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in your family.
Eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make your guests feel special.
A resume that is not even the slightest bit padded.
A feeling of control over your destiny.
A skin regime, an exercise routine, and a plan for dealing with those few other facets of life that don't get better after 30.
A solid start on a satisfying career, a satisfying relationship, and all those other facets of life that do get better.

How to fall in love without losing yourself.
How you feel about having kids.
How to quit a job, break up with a man, and confront a friend without ruining a friendship.
When to try harder and when to walk away.
How to kiss a man in a way that communicates perfectly what you would and wouldn't like to happen next.
How to have a good time at a party you'd never choose to attend.
How to ask for what you want in a way that makes it most likely you'll get it.
That you can't change the length of your calves, the width of your hips, or the nature of your parents.
That your childhood may not have been perfect, but it's over.
What you would and wouldn't do for love any more.
How to live alone, even if you don't like it.
Who you can trust, who you can't, and why you shouldn't take it personally.
Where to go...be it your best friend's kitchen table or a charming inn hidden in the woods...when your soul needs soothing.
What you can and can't accomplish in a day, a month, and a year.
Why they say "Life begins at 30".

I JUST COPIED THIS FROM THE INTERNET SO I HAVE NO IDEA WOT IT SAYS

lil_babs · 02-25-2006, 01:26 PM

MEN THATS RONG

lil_babs · 02-25-2006, 01:27 PM

MAN THATS RONG

mysterious_sexygal18 · 02-27-2006, 03:49 AM

grabe na TO!!! saya ni to...thumbs up ako sau.... hehehehe