the Legend of WEIRDOZ

[puds]

The Legend of Weirdo’z

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In the land where chaos reigns, there lives a man who championed the oppressed. He has a very unordinary ability; he is able to fart so powerful, it can blow an airplane in the air. His name is Will; he started a journey to seek other brave men to help him crush the Empire of Hantayop and his league of corrupt minds. Will take the path to the West where the wildest people settle. He battles every man to gain his trust until he fought their leader. They had a great fight even if Ertho used his ravaging voice against Will. Will knowing Ertho needs air for his power. He covered the area with undesirable odor. After the fight Will asked Ertho if he could join him in quest.

They both went to the East and faced the fiercest beast, ffice:smarttags" />Irving. Irving is a gentle man but if he heard someone say “nice fella” he suddenly transform into a wild mouse. They saw him when he asked for help in a rat trap. Since then Irving followed the two in the journey. On their way, they saw a burning village. The village were people told them that it was ordered by Hantayop because they were not able to pay the taxes due. This made Will more determine to kill Hantayop.

In the city where our heroes settled, there is a thief, Raylark, who is famous for his slick moves and plans. Every time he set a plan, he is able to leave unnoticeable. He is a master of disguise but like his idol Lupin III, he’s weak on ladies, beautiful and sexy ladies. One night he was seen by a man wearing off his mask. Then the three hear the shout of the man and they chased him into the woods. They were not able to catch him. The next day, recognizing his face, Ertho found out that Raylark is helping his poor townspeople survive. The three confronted him first then realizing his good natured heart they help him escape from the bounty hunters. Dart is one of the bounty hunters but he began to rebel after he witness an unlawful killing of ants. Something opens his mind and knows the value of life. He helped our heroes fight Marco the merciless leader. He used his skill to arouse people and its victims will freeze until Dick stop talking. After that Dick disappeared.

Their journey led them in a vast desert and nothing seems to live in that land. Our heroes fell one by one from over radiation from the sun. Fortunately a scientist is roaming around the desert. Ovasius brought them to his laboratory in a rainforest of the desert. Vigor took care of them after a 5 day sleep. Regaining some strength, Will was surprised by the girls starring at him. He quickly gets up and asks to where they are at. Will awaken the three, while the two were also surprised, Raylark seems to like it there. Then Ovasius showed up and spoken to the three. Will explained what they are doing in the dessert. Ovasius understanding their plan, think twice if he wanted to join their group. Later that night, while the boys are mingling with the ladies, the Bot-Bots of Hantayop’s scientist came. Dr. Jones and Ovasius are mortal enemies since they were young as Ovasius remembered. As his memory showed that Ovasius accidentally stepped on Dr. Jones foot, angry he also stamped his foot on Ovasius foot. The Bot - Bots fired their laser blowing up the laboratory. Ertho then growled to push the Bot – Bots away for a while. Irving attacking the Bot – Bots, became the Beast after Will cried “Nice Fella”. He gnawed the wires of the robots he get in. Raylark in disguised as one of them one by one turn them off at the switch in the back. Then Will fart on them to blow them away. The Bot – Bots could successfully killed ovasius if it wasn’t for them.

The next day, their adventure started again. Ovasius leaving his place to Vigor joined our heroes. They proceed to North to reach the Island of Cocoa. Unknowing the traditions of the people there. They were hung and offered to the mystical volcano Rushless. The volcano asked them if they have some sweets to give, luckily Irving brought some chocolates from the girls in the laboratory. They stayed for few days for getting ready for the battle. On their practices, a lad watched them and secretly trains in the forest. On their farewell to the good people, Rushless erupted after Hantayop dropped his heaped waste in the volcano. The people were in panic but find refuge in the water and fire proof, air conditioned dome of Ovasius. It’s like his laboratories that came up from a handful of cubes. With one push of the button it will fly and cover an area of 100 km? After the volcano settled our heroes left. Not getting too far Zoro, the lad chases them. He told them that he wanted to join them. He showed them his worth and his special skill of using forks as weapons. And they continued.

In the palace, Hantayop called a seer to know his future. The seer told the king, “One day in the year of the fox when bell began to ring. When the strong young man from the rising sun came to struggle the great black king. You will lose your kingdom and be slain by seven brave men”. The king didn’t like what he heard personally kill the old man.

The journey of our heroes is nearly to come to end. They rested in a forest near the empire. There Raylark examined the whole kingdom and set a plan to enter it into Hantayop’s ground. They set their final training. When they almost lose their hope to succeed. Dick appeared and encourages them more. He followed them secretly all along.

On the day the seer told Hantayop: Will, Ertho,Irving, Raylark, Dart, Ovasius, and Zoro, are more powerful, stronger, mastered their skill and ready for the day.

First, with the help of Ovasius’ technology, Will was able to fly and his power developed, he covered the whole kingdom with thick and odorous smoke fart that causes guards outside unconscious. They successfully entered the kingdom but they faced the soldiers and the Bot-Bots inside led by Dr. Jones. Ertho with his hyper wave broke the circuit of robots. Dart, improving his arousing hypnotic ability, freezes the soldiers and Zoro uses his thousand forks to finish them. And the two scientists fought. Ovasius mastered the art of nipple twisting and called it the Do don Wave. Every time he uses that move the chest of Dr. Jones was protruding. After countless Do don waves, Dr. Jones blew his chest off. Next, they were in the labyrnth of Houdini. Here Irving knew to become a mouse by his self to sniff their way out. At the end they were surprised by Mommy-Large-Legs. Raylark, improving his stealthy skills, made illusion of sexy ladies and become invisible. Mommy-Large-legs envied become mad and stepped on the girls, then Raylark climbing on her legs pulled the pin, that can make the big woman small.

After passing through the ministry of evil. Our heroes reached the room where Hantayop is. Now they stand face to face with their real nemesis. Hantayop was shocked to reach him quickly. They immediately start the fight. Ovasius used his inventions to attack the monster. Hantayop use his pomp to swipe out those weapons. Zoro had only his last and only fork and shoots it the left eye of Hantayop. Hantayop one side blinded and stunned didn’t notice that Raylark and Irving are planning to strike his body Dart recited his oration and stunned him Ertho shouted his might he blew Hantayop to the wall and down to the floor. There Will sprayed Hantayop his poison gas. And Hantayops last words were “W.E.I.R.D.O.Z you have won”. After the death of Hantayop the world attan peace.........

[puds]

it's a story about made by my friend.. haha lolzll..

lolz.. it's funny... juz read it...

[kirksydney]

Too long, I'll read it next time, lol.

[vices]

wahhh,,, can u make it short??lolzz ^_^

[Brandonisrad]

Crap it's long , but it's pretty sweet "At least the amount that I read hehe" (Awesome work though^^

[puds]

lolz... tnx.. it's not finish yet.. we're making now the next part of it..

[bemtooot]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa very long.........=p