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There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A
girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly
and asked, "what is that?" He replied, "It's my bird!"
She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The
man fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in
hospital with pain around his groin. He did not
know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe
the girl might know, so once he was out of the
hospital he asked her.
She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat
at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and
burnt its nest."
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