Making The Grade

zerius · 10-18-2006, 07:09 PM

Making The Grade

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asks, "Johnnie! What is your problem?!"
Johnnie says, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade!"
The teacher had had enough. As a result, she took Johnnie to the principal's office and explained Johnnie's request.
While Johnnie waited in the outer office, the teacher explained the situation to the principal. The principal told Johnnie's teacher that he would give the boy a test and if Johnnie failed to answer any of the special questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave.
The teacher agreed. Johnnie was brought into the room. The principal told Johnnie his terms and Johnnie agreed.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnnie: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnnie: "36"
Principal: "What is 9 x 9?"
Johnnie: "81"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. Johnnie appeared to have a strong case. The principal looked at the teacher and told her, "I think Johnnie can go on to the third grade."
The teacher, knowing Little Johnnie's tendency toward sexual wisecracks, said to the principal, "Let *me* ask him some questions before we make that decision?"
The principal and Johnnie both agreed, Johnnie with a sly look on his face.
The teacher began by asking, "What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2 of?"
Johnnie: "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal's eyes open wide! Before he could stop Johnnie's expected answer, Johnnie said, "Pockets."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "I think we should put Johnnie in the fifth grade. I missed the last two questions myself!"

wehehehhe>>>>>>what??

cute_kitty082008 · 10-18-2006, 07:13 PM

tOInx,,,,,,, nyahahaha..... your posts are sooo cOol... even if i can't understand!!!

zerius · 10-18-2006, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by cute_kitty082008

tOInx,,,,,,, nyahahaha..... your posts are sooo cOol... even if i can't understand!!!

owwww??? kitty!

lawrence_18m · 11-06-2006, 10:45 PM

hahaha! wat the?? hahaha! still young to know that! hahaha! i get it! makes sense! hehehe

lowa_selarom · 11-07-2006, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by cute_kitty082008
tOInx,,,,,,, nyahahaha..... your posts are sooo cOol... even if i can't understand!!!

you did not understand verywell

Btron · 11-07-2006, 01:50 AM

pockets............yeah like what little johnny think!!!

**gwapings213** · 11-07-2006, 02:15 AM

as a matter of sense,yeah im thinkin about the answer on the last part of question...

reyshell · 11-09-2006, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by zerius

Making The Grade

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asks, "Johnnie! What is your problem?!"
Johnnie says, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade!"
The teacher had had enough. As a result, she took Johnnie to the principal's office and explained Johnnie's request.
While Johnnie waited in the outer office, the teacher explained the situation to the principal. The principal told Johnnie's teacher that he would give the boy a test and if Johnnie failed to answer any of the special questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave.
The teacher agreed. Johnnie was brought into the room. The principal told Johnnie his terms and Johnnie agreed.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnnie: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnnie: "36"
Principal: "What is 9 x 9?"
Johnnie: "81"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. Johnnie appeared to have a strong case. The principal looked at the teacher and told her, "I think Johnnie can go on to the third grade."
The teacher, knowing Little Johnnie's tendency toward sexual wisecracks, said to the principal, "Let *me* ask him some questions before we make that decision?"
The principal and Johnnie both agreed, Johnnie with a sly look on his face.
The teacher began by asking, "What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2 of?"
Johnnie: "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal's eyes open wide! Before he could stop Johnnie's expected answer, Johnnie said, "Pockets."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "I think we should put Johnnie in the fifth grade. I missed the last two questions myself!"

wehehehhe>>>>>>what??

to be continued... hehe

Ms Pasensyosa: 1) "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy Bibo: Legs

Ms Pasensyosa: 2) "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy Bibo: Pockets

Ms Pasensyosa: 3) "What starts with a "C" and ends with a "T", is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

Boy Bibo: Coconut

Ms Pasensyosa: 4) "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy Bibo was taking charge.

Boy Bibo: Bubblegum

Ms Pasensyosa: 5) "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy Bibo: Shake hands

Ms Pasensyosa: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy Bibo: Yup!

Ms Pasensyosa: 6) "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am i?"

Boy Bibo: Tent

Ms Pasensyosa: 7) "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am i?"

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large glass of water.

Boy Bibo: Wedding Ring

Ms Pasensyosa: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am i?"

Boy Bibo: Nose

Ms Pasensyosa: 9) "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am i?"

Boy Bibo: Arrow

Ms Pasensyosa: 10) "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy Bibo: Firetruck

Ms Pasensyosa: 11) "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand?"

Boy Bibo: Fork

Ms Pasensyosa: 12) "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"

Boy Bibo: Surname

Ms Pasensyosa: 13) "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"

Boy Bibo: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

hehe juzz
wanna share something...

lawrence_18m · 11-09-2006, 11:34 AM

hahaha! its reychell again?? your post makes me laugh! hehehe! thanks for sharing! hehehe! share more!

zerius · 11-10-2006, 05:17 AM

Originally Posted by reyshell

to be continued... hehe

Ms Pasensyosa: 1) "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy Bibo: Legs

Ms Pasensyosa: 2) "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy Bibo: Pockets

Ms Pasensyosa: 3) "What starts with a "C" and ends with a "T", is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

Boy Bibo: Coconut

Ms Pasensyosa: 4) "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy Bibo was taking charge.

Boy Bibo: Bubblegum

Ms Pasensyosa: 5) "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy Bibo: Shake hands

Ms Pasensyosa: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy Bibo: Yup!

Ms Pasensyosa: 6) "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am i?"

Boy Bibo: Tent

Ms Pasensyosa: 7) "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am i?"

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large glass of water.

Boy Bibo: Wedding Ring

Ms Pasensyosa: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am i?"

Boy Bibo: Nose

Ms Pasensyosa: 9) "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am i?"

Boy Bibo: Arrow

Ms Pasensyosa: 10) "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy Bibo: Firetruck

Ms Pasensyosa: 11) "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand?"

Boy Bibo: Fork

Ms Pasensyosa: 12) "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"

Boy Bibo: Surname

Ms Pasensyosa: 13) "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"

Boy Bibo: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

hehe juzz
wanna share something...

nakanaks reyshell thanks for continuing hehe