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Old 09-24-2006, 04:18 PM   #1
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Didn't Know About Daughters

A brunette, a red head, and a blonde were having a very interesting conversation and it got around to their daughters.
The brunette said, "I went in my daughter's room the other day and found a pack of ciggarettes, I didn't even know she smoked!"
The red head said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a half-empty bottle of vodka! I didn't even know she drank!"
Then the blonde burst out and said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a pack of condoms, half-empty, I didn't even know she had a penis!"

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Old 10-12-2006, 12:20 AM   #2
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Originally Posted by reyshell View Post
A brunette, a red head, and a blonde were having a very interesting conversation and it got around to their daughters.
The brunette said, "I went in my daughter's room the other day and found a pack of ciggarettes, I didn't even know she smoked!"
The red head said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a half-empty bottle of vodka! I didn't even know she drank!"
Then the blonde burst out and said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a pack of condoms, half-empty, I didn't even know she had a penis!"

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Old 10-12-2006, 01:47 AM   #3
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waaaaaaaaaaaaa.... lolness.... gud one sis reys!!! hahahaha.....

i would die for your jokes....hahahaha
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Old 11-26-2006, 02:53 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by cute_kitty082008 View Post
waaaaaaaaaaaaa.... lolness.... gud one sis reys!!! hahahaha.....

i would die for your jokes....hahahaha
hahaha lolnesz sarge... "don't die yet..." <<<

its not yet over...
i've got more...
if i have time... ill post it here... agen... aehehe


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