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Old 09-20-2006, 02:58 AM   #1
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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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Old 09-20-2006, 05:50 AM   #2
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reysh... i had that in college. gross anatomy. we used to eat our meals in between dissecting human cadavers! bwahaha!
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Old 09-20-2006, 11:53 AM   #3
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hahaha! thats some kind of a joke! well! it makes smile though! hehehe
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Old 09-20-2006, 12:20 PM   #4
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DAts NAsTy... disgusting...

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Old 09-20-2006, 08:23 PM   #5
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pay attention? how much does your attention cost? lol
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Old 10-16-2006, 04:42 AM   #6
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waaaaaaaaaa..... dat is sO yucKy!!! lolness....

but funNy thOugh! Hakhakhak
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Old 10-28-2006, 11:02 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by reyshell View Post
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."


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this is a good lesson for stupid students................

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Old 10-28-2006, 11:32 PM   #9
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this is a good lesson for stupid students................
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