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[reyshell]

A man and his wife are sitting in their living room. They are both 90 years old, and they obviously forget a lot. The women says "Honney, can you go get me some Strawberries?"
The man replies "sure, one moment"
The women says "You might want to right it down, so you don't forget"
Man: "Don't worry, I remember, you want strawberries"
Women: Actually, while your up, could you get me some whipping cream on the too?"
Man: "Yup"
Women: "Right that down or you'll forget"
Man: No no, I know you wanted Strawberries and Whipping cream"
Women: Actually, one more thing, could you bring some Ice Cream too please?"
Man: "Sure"
Women: "Right that down or you'll forget"
Man: "No, no, you want Strawberries, Whipping Cream, and Ice Cream"
Women: "Ok, thank you"
2 Hours later the man comes back with bacon and eggs and the wife says "I told you to right it down, you forgot the toast!"

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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute."
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she replied.
"Needs ironing." he said.

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[cute_kitty082008]

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lolness agen.... sis reys you have really gud jokes!!! hahaha

[arjaypogi99]

Originally Posted by cute_kitty082008

waaa?


lolness agen.... sis reys you have really gud jokes!!! hahaha

LOLZ! good jokes...

[cookiesNcream]

lolnes reyshell hahaha!

[cute_kitty082008]

sis reys have really gud jokes!!! lolness

[MS. MAC<3]

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