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Old 09-15-2006, 02:50 AM   #1
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"Bill Clinton Meets The Pope"

Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, but a mixup in the afterlife paperwork sends them to the wrong places, the Pope goes to hell and Bill goes to heaven.

After a couple of days they fix this problem and the Pope gets on the escalator to go to heaven and Bill gets on the other to go to hell.

The two pass each other on the way and Bill asks, "How bad was it down there?"

The Pope says, "Not that bad, kind of hot and noisy, but I am glad to be going up to heaven now. There's one thing up there I have been looking forward to."

Bill asks, "What is that?"

The Pope replies, "I want to meet the Virgin Mary."

Bill, shakes his head sheepishly and whispers to the Pope, "Too late."
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Old 09-15-2006, 03:14 AM   #2
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Old 09-15-2006, 08:00 AM   #3
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Thank you, I like the pic of Lana she is very gorgeous as hell....
so what do u do for fun....

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Old 09-15-2006, 11:13 AM   #4
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Old 09-15-2006, 06:20 PM   #5
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