Brutal Truth about Friendster!
ONE..
If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it & stop using cute nicknames.
The captions under your picture that says "top model pose" "sexy" "am i hot" doesn't convince anyone.
TWO..
To the people who have like over 25,000 friends, are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're just stupid. Go play in traffic.
THREE..
If you're real pretty, dont approve all friends request and bitching later on how u hate getting stupid comments & messages.
You're the one who approved them in the 1st place!!
Be realistic on what u're getting into!!
FOUR..
Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
FIVE..
Stop posing like a japanese girl if you don't hav da cute look! It makes people think, "She doesn't have a mirror or what??"
For guys, Don't make those bubble cheek and poke it with a finger! COME ON DUDE! YOU ARE A GUY DAMN IT!!!
SIX..
Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
SEVEN..
If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face 10 different ways.
EIGHT..
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!
NINE..
Little 6th graders who have Friendster and look like sluts, go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.
TEN
If you want to SignOut, dont post it in the bulletin and try to tell everyone.
You're not taking the world with you.
Just go close the damn browser.
ELEVEN..
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this within 100 seconds or you'll die tonite!!,"
IT'S NOT REAL!! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
LOL! i juz saw dis in friendster and thought of posting it here for fun..
please don't take it seriously, hehe..
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