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Old 08-04-2006, 12:19 PM   #1
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Anyone can answer my Riddles?

1 .I can be long, or I can be short.


I can be grown, and I can be bought.

I can be painted, or left bare.
I can be round, or square.
What am I?






2. I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case,


from which I am never released, and yet I am used by

almost everybody. What am I?







3.
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold



half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one
whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?






4. I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes; I'm strong


as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole. What am I?



Post your Answer if you know!
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:42 PM   #2
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1. fingernail

2. Pecil lead

3. three

4. Chain

^_^ hehehe
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Old 08-04-2006, 05:41 PM   #3
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aNg gALinG nMn ni kUyA kOrneL
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Old 08-04-2006, 11:29 PM   #4
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E2 pa po KUYA bugtong ayan na.....ayan na......... ang tatay mo
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Old 08-05-2006, 04:55 AM   #5
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Takbo!

Kornel Galing mo!
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Old 08-05-2006, 12:37 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by freemanx
Takbo!

Kornel Galing mo!
mali ang sagot ay anjan na ang tatay tinatawag ka na!
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