girl's dictionary

krxa17 · 07-03-2006, 10:02 PM

Girl Dictionary

--Fine:
This is the word we use at the end of any argument
that we feel we are right about but need to shut
you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman
looks. This will cause you to have one of those
arguements.

--Five Minutes:
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your hockey game is going to last
before you do whatever it is she wants you to do.

--Nothing:
This means something. Be on your toes.
Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling she
has of wanting to rip your face off. Nothing usually
signifies an arguement that will last five minutes
and end with the word fine.

--Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows):
Translation: "I dare you." This will result in her
getting mad over nothing and will end with the
word fine.

--Go Ahead (Normal Eyebrows):
Translation: "I give up" or "Do what you want, I
don't care." You will get a go ahead with raised
eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by nothing
and fine. She will talk to you in about five minutes
when she cools off.

--Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but it is still a verbal
statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
means she thinks you are a moron at the moment
and wonders why she's wasting her time arguing
with you over nothing.

--Soft Sigh:
(Again, not a word, but you know...) She is content.
Your best bet is not to talk or move or breathe and
she will stay content.

--Oh:
This word followed by any statement is trouble.
Example: "Oh, well, I just talked to him about what
you were doing last night." If she says oh before
any statement, run -- do not walk -- to the nearest
exit.

--That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a
woman can say to a man. That's okay means that
she wants to think long and hard before repaying
you for whatever it is that you did wrong. You do
not want to be there when that happens.

--Please Do:
This is not a statement, it's an offer. She's giving
you the opportunity to come up with whatever lame
excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is
you've done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth
here. Be very careful and you shouldn't get a "that's
okay."

--Thanks:
She's thanking you. Don't feel faint, just
say, "You're welcome."

--Thanks a Lot:
This longer phrase is not to be confused with
thanks. She'll say "thanks a lot" when she's actually
seriously peeved at you. It signifies that you have
hurt her in some callous way and will generally be
followed by the loud sigh. Be careful not to ask
what is wrong after the loud sigh, or she will
say, "Nothing," and raise her eyebrows

mmm..so true..^^ agree?

belyn · 07-07-2006, 01:35 PM

Uh, I guess some of it is true. Girls are weird.

angelgrace · 07-11-2006, 09:04 PM

yeah some of it are true =)

edione · 07-20-2006, 01:04 PM

shocks,,,dats tru,,,hehehe,,lil bit guilty for bein such a weirdo,,,

honqoe16 · 07-21-2006, 06:23 AM

yeah girls will be girls!!

jawbreaker · 07-31-2006, 08:00 PM

nice dictionary you have there....kaya pala sya ganun...nowi know....hope you can post more about the meaning of girls actions.. stuffs like that.. it would be helpful the us guys...

mastercooks · 08-05-2006, 06:46 AM

Originally Posted by krxa17

Girl Dictionary

--Fine:
This is the word we use at the end of any argument
that we feel we are right about but need to shut
you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman
looks. This will cause you to have one of those
arguements.

--Five Minutes:
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your hockey game is going to last
before you do whatever it is she wants you to do.

--Nothing:
This means something. Be on your toes.
Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling she
has of wanting to rip your face off. Nothing usually
signifies an arguement that will last five minutes
and end with the word fine.

--Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows):
Translation: "I dare you." This will result in her
getting mad over nothing and will end with the
word fine.

--Go Ahead (Normal Eyebrows):
Translation: "I give up" or "Do what you want, I
don't care." You will get a go ahead with raised
eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by nothing
and fine. She will talk to you in about five minutes
when she cools off.

--Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but it is still a verbal
statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
means she thinks you are a moron at the moment
and wonders why she's wasting her time arguing
with you over nothing.

--Soft Sigh:
(Again, not a word, but you know...) She is content.
Your best bet is not to talk or move or breathe and
she will stay content.

--Oh:
This word followed by any statement is trouble.
Example: "Oh, well, I just talked to him about what
you were doing last night." If she says oh before
any statement, run -- do not walk -- to the nearest
exit.

--That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a
woman can say to a man. That's okay means that
she wants to think long and hard before repaying
you for whatever it is that you did wrong. You do
not want to be there when that happens.

--Please Do:
This is not a statement, it's an offer. She's giving
you the opportunity to come up with whatever lame
excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is
you've done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth
here. Be very careful and you shouldn't get a "that's
okay."

--Thanks:
She's thanking you. Don't feel faint, just
say, "You're welcome."

--Thanks a Lot:
This longer phrase is not to be confused with
thanks. She'll say "thanks a lot" when she's actually
seriously peeved at you. It signifies that you have
hurt her in some callous way and will generally be
followed by the loud sigh. Be careful not to ask
what is wrong after the loud sigh, or she will
say, "Nothing," and raise her eyebrows

mmm..so true..^^ agree?

this is so true I have this alot hehehe

fine harhar

reyshell · 08-29-2006, 04:54 PM

sapul...! lol

chubee · 08-29-2006, 10:42 PM

that's us girls! weird but can make delicious men go crazy.

arjaypogi99 · 08-29-2006, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by krxa17

Girl Dictionary

--Fine:
This is the word we use at the end of any argument
that we feel we are right about but need to shut
you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman
looks. This will cause you to have one of those
arguements.

--Five Minutes:
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your hockey game is going to last
before you do whatever it is she wants you to do.

--Nothing:
This means something. Be on your toes.
Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling she
has of wanting to rip your face off. Nothing usually
signifies an arguement that will last five minutes
and end with the word fine.

--Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows):
Translation: "I dare you." This will result in her
getting mad over nothing and will end with the
word fine.

--Go Ahead (Normal Eyebrows):
Translation: "I give up" or "Do what you want, I
don't care." You will get a go ahead with raised
eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by nothing
and fine. She will talk to you in about five minutes
when she cools off.

--Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but it is still a verbal
statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
means she thinks you are a moron at the moment
and wonders why she's wasting her time arguing
with you over nothing.

--Soft Sigh:
(Again, not a word, but you know...) She is content.
Your best bet is not to talk or move or breathe and
she will stay content.

--Oh:
This word followed by any statement is trouble.
Example: "Oh, well, I just talked to him about what
you were doing last night." If she says oh before
any statement, run -- do not walk -- to the nearest
exit.

--That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a
woman can say to a man. That's okay means that
she wants to think long and hard before repaying
you for whatever it is that you did wrong. You do
not want to be there when that happens.

--Please Do:
This is not a statement, it's an offer. She's giving
you the opportunity to come up with whatever lame
excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is
you've done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth
here. Be very careful and you shouldn't get a "that's
okay."

--Thanks:
She's thanking you. Don't feel faint, just
say, "You're welcome."

--Thanks a Lot:
This longer phrase is not to be confused with
thanks. She'll say "thanks a lot" when she's actually
seriously peeved at you. It signifies that you have
hurt her in some callous way and will generally be
followed by the loud sigh. Be careful not to ask
what is wrong after the loud sigh, or she will
say, "Nothing," and raise her eyebrows

mmm..so true..^^ agree?

awts haba nakakatamad mag basa!!! pa sumarrize na lang ty..!