HOW TO GET A LIFE

[Melancholic]

HOW TO GET A LIFE

It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones.

Difficulty Level: Hard
Time Required: Years

Here's How:


Let go of the mouse.

Turn off the computer.

Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.

Eat something other than taco chips.

Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page.

Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.

Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your ICQ list about it.

Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible).

Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.

When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside.

If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.

Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address.

Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name.

Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.

[hale]

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[xxkornelxx]

yeah but fortunately is all up to you, SELF CONTROL. . . And GOod IN MAKING DECISION. . .

[meco14]

Originally Posted by Melancholic

HOW TO GET A LIFE

It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones.

Difficulty Level: Hard
Time Required: Years

Here's How:


Let go of the mouse.

Turn off the computer.

Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.

Eat something other than taco chips.

Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page.

Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.

Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your ICQ list about it.

Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible).

Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.

When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside.

If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.

Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address.

Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name.

Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.

Tnx man..im a HarDcoRe comPuTer addiCt buT KorNel is riGht..iT is in SeLf conTroL.

[fubu05]

CORRECT!!!!!!! "SELF CONTROL" lang

[oyen]

hello!!! kulit ksi e

[malemonstir]

Originally Posted by hale

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excuse me fan ka ba ng hale ? meron ako pic nung bata pa xa e2

[hale]

ngek... jejeje.. c champ pla tinutukoy mu... kla q ako ... jejeje kc HALE nung bta pa ang nkasulat dyan e.... C "CHAMP" po ang voacalist ng hale...

[malemonstir]

Originally Posted by hale

ngek... jejeje.. c champ pla tinutukoy mu... kla q ako ... jejeje kc HALE nung bta pa ang nkasulat dyan e.... C "CHAMP" po ang voacalist ng hale...

uu karamihan kasi ang alam si hale alam kung si champ yan. yan pinalitan ko na, at tsaka kunwari ang akala mo ikaw ang sinasabi kung nasa pic bat ka sumasakay? eh di naman ikaw? sabi mo bat mo ako nilalagay sa signature mo? ano ibig sabihin nyan?

[hale]

hah????????? d q n maalala.. meh amnesia n ata ako...