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Anong Order Nyo?, Funny Menu Names
 Pinoys Favorite Food: THIS WAS POSTED IN ONE RESTAURANT NEAR NAIA AIRPORT, so, maybe next time you are around the area, you may as well dine-in there, and check out their menu; AS YOU GO ON, IT'S BECOMING INTERESTING AND MORE FLAVORFUL!!! (this is based on true facts...) 1. TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog 2. LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog 3. HOTSILOG - Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog 4. PORKSILOG - Pork, Sinangag, Itlog 5. CHICKSILOG - Chicken, Sinangag Itlog 6. AZUCARERA - Adobong Aso 7. LUGLOG - Lugaw, Itlog 8. PAKAPLOG - Pandesal, Kape, Itlog 9. KALOG - Kanin, Itlog 10. PAKALOG - Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog 11. MAALOG NA BETLOG - Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog 12. BAHAW - Bakang Inihaw (akala ninyo kaning lamig ano) 13. KALKAL - Kalderetang Kalabaw 14. HIMAS - Hipon Malasado 15. HIMAS SUSO - Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso 16. HIMAS PEKPEK - Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpekan 17. PEKPEK MONG MALAKI - Kropek, Pinekpekan, Monggo, Malasado, Laing, Kilawin 18. DILA - Dinuguan, Laing 19. DILAAN MO - Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo 20. BOKA BOKA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape 21. BOKA BOKA MO PA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape, Molong Pancit 22. KANTOT - Kanin, Tortang Talong 23. KANTOT PA - Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit 24. SIGE KANTOT PA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit 25. SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit - Take out 26. SIGE KANTOT PA HA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit, Halo-halo 27. SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO PAPA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit... Take out with Ketchup 28. PAKANTOT - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong 29. PAPAKANTOT - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong 30. PAPAKANTOT KA BA - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kapeng Barako 31. PAKANTOT SA YO - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Saging + Yosi 32. PAKANTOT KA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape 33. PAKANTOT KA HABANG MATIGAS PA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape, Inihaw na Bangus, Maruya, Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit 34. SUBO - Sugpo, Bopis 35. SUBO MO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo 36. SUBO MO PA - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit 37. SUBO MO PA MAIGE - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige 38. SUBO MO TITE KO - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola, Teriyaki, Kochinta 39. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola Teriyaki, Kochinta, Bihon, Tawilis 40. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS, HAYOP! - ...same as #39, minura mo lang yung waiter kasi ang tagal ng order. NOW, YOU BELIEVE, FILIPINO CUISINE MENUS CAN BE SO APPETIZING, SERVE WITH SIZZLING LIBIDO... ENJOY YOUR MEAL, BON APPETITI!!! DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT THINK THIS IS BASTOS!!!!!!HAHAHA!  
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hahaha!!!!!!!!!!! da best ka talaga melancholic pagdating sa jokes!!!
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07-27-2006, 03:08 PM
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bwahahaha!!! nice menu!! bwahahaha!!
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07-27-2006, 10:55 PM
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 ..la masabi namesmerize..
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hahah..that's effing funny!!
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07-28-2006, 05:26 AM
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Langya!!! tawa ako dun ah??? wahahahaahaha!
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07-28-2006, 06:06 AM
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hahahahhaha ano b yan?nong klaseng menu yan?
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My kumakain ba jan?
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hahaha ka2wa...
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ayoko mag-order dyan,,baka mag-kasakit ako ng STD.whahh
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