Why Males Urinate while Standing

Melancholic · 06-05-2006, 07:43 PM

Why Males Urinate while Standing

God was just about done creating humans but he found he had two parts left over. He couldn't decide how to split them up between Adam and Eve so he thought he would ask them.

He told them that one of the things he had left would allow the ownerto pee while standing up.

"It's a very handy thing" God told them "and i was wondering if either of you had a preference for it".
Well Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!"

On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that would allow him to urinate while standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started peeing all over the place, first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand then he tried to hit a stump ten feet away-laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched with amusement and then God said to Eve,"Well I guess you're stuck with the last thing I have left".

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"BRAINS",said God.

**malemonstir** · 06-05-2006, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by Melancholic

Why Males Urinate while Standing

God was just about done creating humans but he found he had two parts left over. He couldn't decide how to split them up between Adam and Eve so he thought he would ask them.

He told them that one of the things he had left would allow the ownerto pee while standing up.

"It's a very handy thing" God told them "and i was wondering if either of you had a preference for it".
Well Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!"

On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that would allow him to urinate while standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started peeing all over the place, first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand then he tried to hit a stump ten feet away-laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched with amusement and then God said to Eve,"Well I guess you're stuck with the last thing I have left".

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"BRAINS",said God.

nakakatawa lang ung nag sulat xa sa inihian nya. lol lol bobo ba si adam?

**malemonstir** · 06-06-2006, 02:14 AM

Originally Posted by Melancholic

mas bobo ka kasi desendent ka nia hehehe

trash talker amf.. lol for your info... matataas grades ko wala pang bumaba sa 85 noh tsaka ewan ko nalang sau. nakikipag away ka dito? gus2 mo asaran?

mharjhay · 06-06-2006, 02:20 AM

lol quietnez gayz..

nold215 · 07-13-2006, 04:32 PM

nyc joke!

vry interesting

reyshell · 08-04-2006, 07:27 PM

lolz... bwahahaha.. very funny...

freemanx · 08-10-2006, 04:34 AM

LOL gay, so funny, cant argue with it

asmodeus · 08-10-2006, 04:36 AM

Originally Posted by Melancholic

Why Males Urinate while Standing

God was just about done creating humans but he found he had two parts left over. He couldn't decide how to split them up between Adam and Eve so he thought he would ask them.

He told them that one of the things he had left would allow the ownerto pee while standing up.

"It's a very handy thing" God told them "and i was wondering if either of you had a preference for it".
Well Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!"

On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that would allow him to urinate while standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started peeing all over the place, first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand then he tried to hit a stump ten feet away-laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched with amusement and then God said to Eve,"Well I guess you're stuck with the last thing I have left".

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"BRAINS",said God.

if you are to make jokes about God, atleast put G on small letter.

and it suggestst that men are dumb and stupid. i personally wont allow that.

good joke. but unacceptable.