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Old 11-07-2005, 06:36 PM   #1
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A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

"I can't wear your trousers." she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
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Old 11-08-2005, 03:51 PM   #2
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LoLz

LMAO!!! Can you tell me where you get all these jokes???
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Old 11-08-2005, 04:02 PM   #3
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^ Sum 1 is addicted to jokes LMAO
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Old 11-10-2005, 06:43 PM   #4
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I dont have a specific site...
I'll just go to google and type in stuff like:
"great jokes"
"best jokes"
and if I find something good I'll post it. lol...
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Old 11-11-2005, 09:40 PM   #5
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KK thanxs...hopefully ill find something good...LoL
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Old 12-02-2005, 12:07 AM   #6
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omidamn....pa! thats some funny shit right there....lemme find some jokes and i'll post them for ya'll....b ea[/quote][/quote]sy
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Old 12-12-2005, 08:32 AM   #7
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elo!!
can i ask something....?!
plz...
i wanna know how to make that blue slide show....the box!!
"click here to view my myspace profile...and so on..."
can you plz.. teach me where will i make like that one...thx!!!=)
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:40 PM   #8
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not joke!!!!
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Old 01-01-2006, 12:41 PM   #9
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not something...
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Old 01-02-2006, 05:52 AM   #10
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wat the fuck are day doing!!!! if u want 2 stay alive keep your mouth shut your fuckin morron!!!! slice my dick!!!!!!!!!eat it!!! slam it spet it!!! your fuckin stupid!!!!!!wat the fuck!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!yeah u!!!!wat are laughping your fuckin!!!!!!!
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